Dear Santa

Dear Santa,
According to my darling children, Christmas is soon approaching. I guess they heard it on Saturday cartoons and saw some displays at the local stores. Some of my children have already started mentioning things for me to add to the lists that will be mailed off to your workshop. Well I am here to tell you....you can forget stopping by our household.

No No No I am sure they have a millions reasons why you should come, and I agree they are for the most part wonderful children.

BUT

This is our playroom



and and as you an plainly see,



we have PLENTY of toys (that I will be picking ALL up and donating to a good cause).In fact we have soooooooooooooooooo many toys that my poor tired wonderful children are FORCED to clean up this room daily. Santa, to tell ya the truth, it is just too hard for them to do.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO as much as we would LOVE for you to stop by, I am sure there are plenty of children around the world who would be willing to pick up the few toys they have, gratefully.

Signed,
Heather
NY