Candy

I know I a delirious with exhaustion, but this is funny to me.
John, The Food Guy, came recently. John is from the country Greece and at times struggles with language and customs.

Andrew was helping and working hard with heavy melons.
John was praising him and said.

"I have just the thing for you.For you, a whole box of candy!"
Andrew was, of course beyond himself with glee.


John hands him this...


Ummmm. I had to explain to John what they were.
I had to explain to Andrew they were not individually wrapped candies.
I had to peel the screaming naked boy off the grass clutching his beloved box of tampons.
He has his own box of Pop tarts.....same color.

Trust me you will never look at another box the same again.