My status Update

Ben says to me today

Mom Can I have a cheeseburger for dinner?
Me: Sure.
Ben: I am not much of a meat guy.
Me Umm Ben cheeseburgers are made of meat. See this ( holding up a left over hamburger from last night) ? This is all meat.
Ben: I know, but its made of cheese . CHEESE BURGER MOM, and I am a vegetarian.
Me: Ok Ben you can be a vegetarian. Here is your cheeseburger. Do you want ketchup it is made from tomatoes. Yes, but not lettuce I don't like green things.

this is going to be interesting.....

note to self: don't have the vegetarian neighbor girl that Ben has a crush on over for dinner.