shopping

Here is a little secret about me...I hate HATE DESPISE HATE shopping! Too bad this is the time of year that requires me to increase my shopping.
I used to think I was a people person, but really I just .....well don't understand people while they shop and mostly don't like them either.

I make a list, think of the store, strategize how to get in- get what I need(with a little causalities as possible.)- and get out asap. I even park as where I will end up at the end of my shopping experience to speed away as I breathe in to a paper bag.

I understand most people don't think like me.

They MOSEY.

Freakin' laaaaaaaaaa Deeeeeeeeeeeee Daaaaaaaah

La De Dah

'Oh look over there...Oh look at this over here, hmmmm I never thought of buying those. Who knew I needed them, they water plants all by themselves!
Oh look clocks, do I need clocks?'

La De Dah

Ok I get it- Maybe they haven't really thought about what they want to buy. Maybe they haven't actually ever talked with the person they are buying for so they truly have no idea. Maybe it is a waste of trees when the stores print those nice, colorful, detailed advertisements....

so I try to be patience with moseiers,



but,it is those who look in my cart to see what I am buying as if they want one too.

Back off.

There are plenty of Hannah Montana, fake Uggs and Geo Trax in this world- you don't need to eye mine.

I try to order on-line as much as possible, but go figure.....
no one in the world has *THE* gift I need this year for the family. Everyone else has bought it out of cyber space, Walmart, Target, Best Buy....................
Luckily Santa can make it in his workshop...I hope.
This year I don't have Matt working at the mall to get me what need-so I can avoid it at all costs, dang it. Why did he have to go and get a better job,lol.

I hate shopping, but here I am leaving to the
dare I say it out loud.... I have called ahead, I know where to park, I know which door to get in to get out and here I go...........to.........
the Mall