You know you are a Mother when...

You are flicking jelly off your shirt and seat belt out your minivan window, and then you walk into the grocery store to see another women flicking off peanut butter from her pants. She asked me if I had any wipes. Now how could she have known that I would have wipes? Could it have been by my jelly stain.
All we needed what some one brushing off bread crumbs and we could have a been a sandwich.